lol Indeed.

President Shinra to Rufus: I am your father.

Rufus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

...wait....yes.

Hojo: I had sex with Lucrecia ya know. Everyone thinks I'm a freaky mad scientist and maybe I used some kinda sciencey non-sex method but me and her GOT. IT. ON. WOOOOO-EEEEE!

Yu Yevon: How am I, a master summoner who makes the most powerful monster in existence, not capable of killing some guy with what looks to be a soccer ball and a 16-year-old girl with...wait, what kind of weapon is that anyway?