Things FF Villains Would Never Say

[Sephiroththegreat]

Kadaj to Cloud

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right!
But its not as if I dont try
I just smurf up!
Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change!!!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it!
Any minute now I will be born again!
Yes I can change, I can change!!!
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
La la la la la lalala!
*hectic*
I like to kill, I like to mate, a seventh saint, but ITS OK
CAUSE I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!!
*sigh*
Its not my fault that Im so evil
Its society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me!
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises I know it!
La la la la la lalala!!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it!
Any minute now I will be born again!
Satan: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Saddam:Hey Satan!
Dont be such a twit
Mother Teresa wont have on me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go Im changing!!!
Hey!
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!
Ah!
*whistling solo*
Dee da tlee ta tlee ta tlee tlaa tlaa...
Heeeeeeey Satan!
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[FallenSilence]

Kuja: Crap. I left the house without my trousers again...