Quote Originally Posted by The Ceej View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Rubah Lapah View Post
2) Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away!
The way I heard it was:
"Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid and egg
The Batmobile lost its wheel
And Batgirl broke her leg."

I hereby decree that my version is better because
A. It rhymes
And B. This is the way it was before The Simpsons came along and changed it to your version.
But this was the way it was in a Batman commercial for Christmas special a long time ago.