Modern Day Children's Rhymes

[The Ceej]

2) Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away!

The way I heard it was:
"Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost its wheel
And Batgirl broke her leg."

I hereby decree that my version is better because
A. It rhymes
And B. This is the way it was before The Simpsons came along and changed it to your version.

But this was the way it was in a Batman commercial for Christmas special a long time ago.

Don't tell me about a long time ago. I heard it the correct way before you were born. And that's longer than your long time ago.

EDIT: And now, don't you look ridiculous with your quote including a typo that I obviously didn't make because it's not in my original post nor in the quote pyramid above?