Quote Originally Posted by oddler View Post
Aww, come on. If you're gonna do it, do it hardcore.

And afterwards you can make some paintball chainmail out of cut-up wire hangers.
paintball would definitely be an easy way to color the sandwich board, if the posterboard would hold up.

You could use The Sect of Homokaasu - The Rasterbator if you didn't feel like coloring or wasting paint ball balls.