Who here has shoplifted? I done it a few times.
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				Who here has shoplifted? I done it a few times.
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				I haven't :o What'd you shoplift?
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				That kind of thing is way, way beneath me.
 
 
					
				Just a sweet.
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				once.. when i was 8.
I never did it again. I always felt guilty about it.
I have always had money to buy things small enough to shoplift. There was no reason, nor drive to do it.
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				My friends ended up shoplifting around 50 CDs over a range of around 2 months and finally got caught for it, despite me telling them 'you're going to get caught' and their 'no we're not' replies. I was rather smug around them for a couple of weeks afterwards.
Have I ever shoplifted? No.
 
 
					
				Nope, never have and never will. Too moralistic for such things.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Its better when you steal panties that were owned by a person and not a store :|
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Only when I was young. I've since outgrown such things, of course.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				A few times when i was younger than 10 or so. It was a few packs of those pog caps.
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				Once, I had made some purchases at work, when I got home I noticed one was missing so the next day I told the person who rang me out I didn't get it so I grabbed another. On the way home that day after work I discovered I did in fact get the item, it just fell out of my bag and went under my seat. Oh well I inadvertently stole a $1.83 thing of prunes.
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				I shoplifted a Blues Clues sticker in October of last year xD
I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY THE WHOLE THING! So I peeled one and ran for it.
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