ITT: Things you wouldn't normally admit.

[Fonzie]

I'm lovehurts.

I admit it.

[Jojee]

In that case you're also me

[smittenkitten]

I'm confuzled?

[Madame Adequate]

I am about to eat a delicious pizza, and as I do so, I will think of all the poor people who can barely get enough food to stay alive.

And it'll break my heart to think of it. =/

[Rantz]

My extremely buff body is a result of liposuction and plastic surgery.

[Heath]

I am about to eat a delicious pizza, and as I do so, I will think of all the poor people who can barely get enough food to stay alive.

And it'll break my heart to think of it. =/

With some luck, the deliciousness of the pizza will offset the guilt. If so, that's a great pizza you've got there.

[Araciel]

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Wait...everybody knows that anyway...

[Christmas]

I wet my bed last night. Good thing a bloke named Noah built an Ark.