Pretending

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm not a dirty indian you jerk, I just pretend.

what about a clean one?

[Araciel]

I pretend to be clean.

[Vikeve]

I've defiantly pretended to be almost everything you guys have listed in this thread except for being clean I don't have to pretend to be clean.

But then I realized being myself, a pelipper, is much better than pretending to be anything else.

[Sarc the Swordsman]

I used to pretend to be a ninja. In fact, I still do. I have a cool ninja costume that I wear sometimes when me and my ex girlfriend get bored...

But, er...yeah. xD

[Momiji]

Mario and Darkwing Duck. Hell yes.