"I'm A G" (Or A Tale Of Two Witties)

[The Ceej]

So, last night, as we were driving home from our parents' house, my brother and I had a bizarre conversation. I don't remember how it got to this, but I ended up asking if he was gay to which he responded in the negative. What happened next is priceless.

I said, "How gay are you? On a scale of one to gay."

He replied, "Oh, I'm about half a G."

So, I asked him this afternoon, "Remember what we said last night? Are you going to use that?"

He said, "Sure."

I said, "So, you're going to ask people how gay they are on a scale of one to gay?"

He said, "No, I'm going to ask them if they're a G."

I think we both came up with something here that can be used for a while. "One to gay," is a hilarious joke and G <del>can</del> will* be a great slang term for homosexual.

This is another topic entirely, but how did we come to use the word "gay"?

Maybe we need a new word

Now, we have one. I'm a G.

So, I guess we need a topic to stay open. Weird and funny conversations you've had with your siblings and/or friends.

*Will because I decree it and therefore it shall be. All EoFFers are now ordered to start using it as slang for gay.

[theundeadhero]

It ain't nothing but a G thang.

[Roto13]

I don't want to use dated hip hop slang, though.

[Momiji]

Sorry, ghetto slang called that one long before you did.

[Tavrobel]

I've only ever heard G for gangsta.

My family and I have had many a weird conversations, but they are only weird if you actually listen to the whole thing.

[The Ceej]

That's a reason to use it, Roto. You can get former hip hop people who are still using that crap like it was cool to admit that they are, indeed, as gay as their dated hip hop slang.

Besides, G for gay is a much better idea than G for "gangsta."

[Psychotic]

TyphoonThaReapa's a G.

[Momiji]

TTA will be most unpleased when he sees this thread.

[NeoTifa]

I've only ever heard G for gangsta.

My family and I have had many a weird conversations, but they are only weird if you actually listen to the whole thing.

g goes both ways, seeing how as gangsta=homo, so its the same really. just comes to show, rap music IS gay.


so ceejy-kun, since you said you were G does that mean you are gay? dont worry, i wont care. just curious

[The Ceej]

so ceejy-kun, since you said you were G does that mean you are gay? dont worry, i wont care. just curious

Someone hasn't been paying attention to my posts. Yeah, I don't go around parading it because it's not that big a deal, but when it comes up, I don't deny it.

[Akaria]

I dunno about using it on EoFF, but I'll definitely be using "How gay are you on a scale of one to gay?" in real life

[DK]

Besides, G for gay is a much better idea than G for "gangsta."

Both ideas are equally stupid.

[NeoTifa]

lol.

oh ok ceej. sry if i offended ya. no its not a big deal, i was just curious. and dont feel special. i dont pay attention to anyones posts, except my own ^_^ and i dont even do THAT half the time :\

[Araciel]

on a scale of one to gay, I'm probably a 4.

Also, almost every conversation I have in real life is absurd by most peoples' standards. Never a dull moment.

[oddler]

The scale of one to Raistlin was awesome.