Thankyou everyone!
And I prefer my days with smitten to be long rather than short.She's lovely! I need my days to be longer, now, too... I ain't getting any younger. D=
Next year is the year where I really start to feel old. I'm gutted that I'll never be 23 again, though, as that's my favourite number.
I approve of belated birthday molestings. I disapprove of lightbulbs.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MOLESTING!
May the fires of hell themselves rage up frome beneath teh crust of the earth so that you may use them to make one mean steak(Or some other meaty product of your choosing) before they drag you down to the 9th layer of hell for a brief period of time.
Not to suffer of course, but The Devil would like to throw you a mini-party, give you a chance to torture a few lost souls, and maybe give you some muffins.
Happy birthday, BoB!
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
ooh, a kiwi ay? havin' some good fesh and chups? ey? how about sux peckits of fesh and chups?GEDDIT?! COS THAT'S HOW YOU TALKLOL! haha, i joke, i joke...i am an aussie, and it's our job to mock your accent, i hope you understand
Happy birthday BoBo.Enjoy your day.
Str8 Pimpin'
Happy Birthday BoB!!!!! Have a good one!
Snappy smurfday!
YAY! Happy birthday, foo'!
Happy Birthday to Me
Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole gang gathers round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough.
So let's drink to your fading health,
And hope you don't remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
Cause if you feel you're doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn't ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it s funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Happy Birthday BoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoBoB
Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years...
Twenty-four bells
Will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky
Happy birthday.
I will have to check that out when I get home, it won't open at work.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy BoB
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