Soldier Rye up in this post!

[Rye]

Chernobyl Child is the most awesome thing in the entire world, dance or not. This is fact.

Chernobyl Child up in this ho, watch him mutate, watch him growwwww! Supersoak that hooooooooo!

Fake lyrics are actually far, far funnier than dance. xD

I pity you for not having a fine enough taste to appreciate Chernobyl Child. I shant send you the video of me doing it.