Gross Things With Food

[Absconditus_Oraculum]

I have to wonder why many of you people even bothered to try this stuff. There was no way it'd be good.

Because there was the slight chance that it would be good. Small chance, but it was still there, and none of them were has bad has they could have been.

[Ashi]

As a child I misunderstood a soup recipe and used all milk and no water.

[blackmage_nuke]

I tried to make sea salt ice cream.

Salt and sugar shouldnt mix

[oddler]

I want to see Rengori's mangled kitten.

[Zeldy]

Oh god, it wasn't me but it was my idea! My friend was completely wasted, and we were in McDonalds and she loves chips with barbecue sauce but at the time McDonalds were giving out another dip, Caramelised onion xD oh my god, we'd all tried it before and it smelt like sick. So we got her chips and that horrid sauce and we filmed her, and we'd be all "Hannah? what's that sauce?" and she'd be licking her lips (covered in sauce) and say "BARBECUE!" and oh my god xD we were so cruel ;_;

[Tallulah]

Every time I try and make eggs it's a disaster, it literally turns into a leathery substance, and burnt eggs taste horrible.

Your oil is too hot; I have the same problem myself.

I once had brandy with Red Bull that my dad had accidentally mixed (instead of Vodka and Red Bull) one Christmas. It was revolting; I drunk it to get rid of it!

I also made a tomato flavour Pasta and Sauce with milk instead of water (most of them do require milk, so it was an easy mistake to make). It was gross, but I had to eat it as I didn't want to waste it (I was a poor student at the time)

EDIT: @ blackmage_nuke: Ilike to mix sweet and salted popcorn together.

[Sarc the Swordsman]

I decided to make my own pizza, with the help of a friend. We decided to cut the base into two halfs, since I'm a vegetarian and she wanted pepperoni on it. We raided the cupboard and fridge, and grabbed a lot of tasty looking ingredients.

My half included tomato puree, pineapple, red and green peppers, red onion, jalapeno peppers and tomatoes. Her half included tomato puree, ham, pepperoni a slice of beef and some mushrooms.

They looked nice, but then we had the great idea of putting a few spices on them too, since we both loved spicy food. We picked up some random spices and tossed them on. Then for good measure we put some herbs on too.

Twenty minutes later, the pizzas were cooked. They tasted horrible. >_<

[Absconditus_Oraculum]

I tried to make sea salt ice cream.

Salt and sugar shouldnt mix

How much did you add?

[rubah]

You need salt to make ice cream. it makes the ice freeze colder. The trick is to put it on the ice, and not the cream. The ice goes around the bucket you put the cream in.

And now you know how to use a homemade ice cream maker. They make delicious stuff.

1 cup of sweetened evaporated milk
some actual milk
sugar

mix together in a bowl, put the bowl in a bucket of ice. this is where the ice cream maching will work for you.

wait like an hour. You now have ice cream. Congratulations.

(there are probably more steps. My mom always does it xD)

EVEN EASIER:

Get snow;
Get sweetened evaporated milk;

mix.

Eat.

(make sure you get clean snow that hasn't been peed or had smoke settle on. Hickory flavored snowcream is DISGUSTING)

[qwertysaur]

Salt, Mozzarella Cheese, and Ketchup. Never again!