Quote Originally Posted by Nominus Experse View Post
My funeral will involve all those present consuming my body.

Either that or they will compress my ashes and make a bowling ball out of me and then hold a bowling tournament.

Or maybe I'll be fashioned into a dildo.
There's a company that can take the carbon from your body and fashion it into an artificial diamond - a little creepy, but kinda neat at the same time.[q=Araciel] Ferengi funeral FTW ...have them cut up my body and sell it in sections.[/q]Mmm, vacuum-packed for freshness... I won't be surprised if that actually happens before too long. Someone rich and famous, with far too high an opinion of themselves.
Still, always good to have a quality Ferengi reference. EoFF needs more of those.