ive been in loads of them, but i was too young to remember.
When in paris, do eiffel tower and such(go to the top!)
and if you have to visit a museum, go to the louvre, the rest is crappy. Disneyland paris is fun too
This is not true. Musee de Orsay (sp?) is definitely also worth a visit.
Other than that, just enjoy Paris.. it's a lovely city - of course you have to see the main tourist attractions (e.g. The Eiffel Tower, The Triumphal Arch, Notre Dame etc.), but make sure to also walk around and just opserve and enjoy the city for a couple of days. It's really worthwile.
dont drive though, just use the subway and walk. Traffic is a bitch.