I just killed someone ;_;
I ate so much food at work that my belly expanded...except it expanded too much! I was just laying back and took a deep breath and then it happened. A button on my pants exploded off and shot really fast across the room. It went straight into the head of a coworker and now they died. The cops are here...help help. What should I do? ;_;
Throw up! and resew your button.
Stop typing.
Run.
Just <i>run</i>.
Leave town. Start a new life. Don't ever look back.
Change your name to Milton Waddams.
Steal some ID belonging to the dead co-worker, make yourself look like them and frame them for your murder. Then adopt a third persona and start life afresh. It's the only solution.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
blame joy.
Explain that it was all an accident, not murder. I'm sure the police and media will understand!
Don't let the talkie-talkies get you!
i just tried running...it isn't happening. i stood up and then cramps...i even vomited a little! so now i need to be a slow day solid snake and get that identification!
wish me luck...snake out!
this isnt serious is it. i hope not O_o
Polaris is the master of all sig-making!
It's time for a new life, edczxcvbnm. Your name is Emily Landoria. You want to be the best Summoner ever.
I believe in the power of humanity.
Move to kah-nay-dee-ah!
Is this one of those Choose Your Own Adventure dealies?
Ok, remove pants. Place waste paper bin on head. Enter combat stance.
also check inventory I guess.
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