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    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
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    Jump out, raging and roaring and frothing at the mouth! Preferably whilst urinating freely about the place. When everyone else is stunned with horror/fear, kill everyone who saw you kill the man, and kill any witnesses to these new killings. Repeat until no witnesses to any killings remain and you'll be home free.

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    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
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    okay, if you have the wastepaper basket on your head, you can move safely. Assume that any passers by will be staring at your genitals.

    Feel your way to the front door and exit. Run. If you hit something, the basket will protect your head, so don't worry.

    If you feel you are next to an unlocked car with the keys in, get in and remove the basket and drive to Roogle's house. We will update you from there.

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