MAFIA VII theme ideas, HALP!

[Freya]

Alright kiddos, it's almost time once more for hot mafia action. ONE PROBLEM. We need a theme.

We have a few for ya and we thought we'd give you some samples of death scenes :P

Celebs:
The town awoke one morning, after standing in line for their expensive $4 coffee they heard a scream. So loud and piercing they all ran to check it out. And there was Johnny Depp standing over a body crying his little eyes out. Her bag was flung open with her crack and meth all over the ground. Paris Hilton had been stabbed to death with a fans pen. Paris was a townie and played by [player]

Classic Video characters:
Sleep driven and battle worn, Link walked his way down Ol' school blvd. He rounded the corner and poor link saw something he had never seen before. With all those spiders blood that have flown in his face through-out the years, he was never prepared for this. Mario had mushrooms shoved in his eye-sockets. Blood was everywhere. And his chest had a gaping hole.Mario was the Cop played by [player]

Historic figures:
Hitler was skipping down the street when a he heard a roar of an engine. Quickly his head swiveled to see what exactly made the sound. He lunged out of the way and his basket of flowers went flying as he dived into the dirt. His dress all muddy, he saw a cloud of dust fading. There was a mass on the ground. Something had been thrown out. Wrapped in a bloody cloth were silent eyes. Speckled spots were all over the cloth. Blobs of red were soaking through. Caesar was the Doctor. Thanks for playing [player].