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Have you ever wished you were a celebrity but didn't want the paparazzi to take as many pictures, intruding in on your private life?

Ever wish you could live in a ridiculously expensive mansion with a ridiculously huge pool that you'll probably never even swim in because it's only there for show?

Ever wish you could just be Britney Spears, just so you can say "Hit me baby, one more time!" or "Oops, I did it again!"?

Now is your chance.

Vote Celebrity Mafia.

Celebrity Mafia promises a brighter future for the EOFF world, full of chances to kill off not only Paris Hilton, but also Lindsey Lohan.

Celebrity Mafia wants your vote because Celebrity Mafia cares for you.

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