Canada, Canada, Canadoodeedoodeedah~

[Ichimonji]

Canada holds tremendous secrets, that only its natives know. If you come and live here and obtain a Canadian citizenship, you may splurge in our esoteric wonders. By law though, we aren't supposed to share our deepest secrets. All I can tell you is:

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