Canada, Canada, Canadoodeedoodeedah~

[Balzac]

Canada holds tremendous secrets, that only its natives know. If you come and live here and obtain a Canadian citizenship, you may splurge in our esoteric wonders. By law though, we aren't supposed to share our deepest secrets. All I can tell you is:

coldiglooshockeylumberjacksmaplesyrupcornergasnewfoundlandtrailerparkboysmountiesehbeaverscelsiusmoo sebeerbaconcelinedionfunnycomedians...

I was going to say something about you being from Quebec, but though nah forget it. Yo home to Bel Air!

I'd probably move to Canada, or the US of A. I don't know really. I'd move anywhere I could get work, even if that means moving back to Middlesbrough. :/