My History teacher wouldn't let me read in class, so I had fun with my school supplies.

"What are you doing Jessie?"

"Makin' pizza :D!"

"That's a tiny pizza."

"Well, it's a tiny eraser."

"...you shouldn't use a pencil as a rolling pin. You'll get lead in the pizza dough."

"I'll just rub it clean on the floor or something. Do you have a tiny pan?"

"No one's going to eat that D:"

"Yes-huh! *chomp*"

"How does it taste?"

"Delicious >.o"

"Or-lee?"

"No :( *spit*"