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    There are 24 cans of beer in a case and 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heinlein
    Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. One could write a history of science in reverse by assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest authority about what could not be done and could never happen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Heinlein
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Quote Originally Posted by G'kar
    No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.

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    "Food goes in here."

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    "Penis goes in here."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamaneko View Post
    "Penis goes in here."
    haha lulz..
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    My parents have always encouragd me to be myself, which is a great piece of advice.

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    'Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, you'll have the time of your life.'

    I originally heard that on a Billy Connolly interview I think it was; he was quoting something one of his friends had said.


    "I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine


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    "If you can't get love from your parents, look for love elsewhere."

    It's the best piece of advice I've ever gotten.

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    "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson
    Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?

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    Nike- "Just Do It"

    Boldly go.

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    smile and people smile back lol :snowgirl:




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    "It does what it's told!"



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    "Light up the Darkness" - Bob Marley
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    If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return.

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    "band teachers are lacking social lives. when they tell you that you suck, its really an inferiority complex, and has nothing to do with your amazing talent at blowin' that boner! (the tromboner, oh course )" =me
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ


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