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  1. 03-08-2008, 04:06 PM #1
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    My best advice has to be:
    "Do it for the lulz"

    You guys?
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    If you don't know, ask. It's the best advice I've ever been given.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
    If you don't know, ask. It's the best advice I've ever been given.
    ^tru dat.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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  4. 03-08-2008, 04:29 PM #4
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    If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.
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  5. 03-08-2008, 04:30 PM #5
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    "Get out of the way!!!"
    I live by those words.

    asdfghjkl;'
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    I guess this is a sarcastic thread so I'll post likewise.
    Quote Originally Posted by I don't know
    He who dies with the most toys is still dead
    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cosby
    You're going to do it because I SAID SO!!! I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cosby
    Don't worry about senility. When it hits you you won't know it.
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  7. 03-08-2008, 05:51 PM #7
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    If it's wet and you didn't touch it, don't smurf it...
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
    (SPOILER)BITCHES

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    Trojans and district fives rip easy. (District five here gives out free condoms. :P)

    This is the only thing resembling a sex talk I ever got.
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    lol

    dont eat yellow snow!!!

    if you dont try, youll never be dissapointed, but you wont be sucessful either.
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ

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    If she's light and it's black, that is whack...
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
    (SPOILER)BITCHES

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    i dont understand any of your advice ttr. ;_; sry.

    dont count your chickens before they hatch.

    you cant finish something if you didnt start it.
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ

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    If their twins and they go down faster than the towers, call national security...(SPOILER)...or not
    A'yo son, TTR WAS HERE!!!
    (SPOILER)BITCHES

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    You may die today, you may die tomorrow. You may die when your young or you may die when you're old. If you spend your life worrying about the end constantly you'll never have time to use the time you are given. You don't want to be at the end of your life without a life behind you.
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    I get my best life advice from books. I think one of the best one I got was an autobiography (a real one, unlike Memoirs of a Geisha) from one of the best geisha in history, Mineko Iwasaki, about how hard work and classiness is the best way to prove people's negative comments about you wrong. It's only real way to win.

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  15. 03-08-2008, 07:08 PM #15
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    If you be nice to others, they'll be nice to you in return.
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