I'm talking to all of you right now, intoxicated. Can't say I'm drunk just yet, but I am buzzed. Southern Comfort is my weapon of choice at the moment. Physically, I talk to whoever is around me at the moment.
I'm talking to all of you right now, intoxicated. Can't say I'm drunk just yet, but I am buzzed. Southern Comfort is my weapon of choice at the moment. Physically, I talk to whoever is around me at the moment.
Anon say I.
*Le gasp* A fellow stonerOriginally Posted by Caraliz
I've never been online when I'm stoned. I'm always too busy arguing with pink elephants
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Oh fine, I lose my internet access and you move on
I'm rarely drunk, though I usually talk to everyone in #piratewing.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
atm i am kind of stoned.*Le gasp* A fellow stoner
I've never been online when I'm stoned. I'm always too busy arguing with pink elephants
The few times I logged into EOFF while drunk I didn't make any posts. The last thing I want to do when drunk is try to read something.
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lololol, being stoned and typing is hard!
~*Fizzgig*~
I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE.
Well, I've never been drunk, but if I was drunk, I'd be talking to my cat.
I don't use the internet when I'm drunk, so I guess I talk to my real-life friends. I'll have to try drunk IM'ing one of these days, though. Sounds like fun.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I like youatm i am kind of stoned.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Last time I was drunk on msn, I added EVERY single person who I had online on my msn list to a conversation between me and Agrias at her insistence that it'd be a good idea...some of my friends never forgave me for what got said that night :P
I only drink socially, so I'm usually out somewhere with some friends.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
BAHAHAH, that was a freaking good night!
~*Fizzgig*~
The only time I got drunk, I ended up making out with my best friend's other best friend.
Not something I'm eager to repeat, thank you very much.
These are the days of our lives...yea eff that.
stoned now too... you're a okay guyI like youatm i am kind of stoned.
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