Using real game abilities, real game items and real game macroing, make a macro for one event in your life (Note you are restricted to the 7 lines)

Sample:
Answering My Test:
/ja "Berserk" (me)
/ja "Last Resort" (me)
/equip Hands "Thief Gloves" (me)
/item "Pile of Answer Sheets" (t)
/p "(call5)"

Note: Use Parenthases (sp?)