Evastio has a disease, you see...

[Goldenboko]

he has this problem. He loves to think up things, then try to make a thread about them on EoFF, but, completely butchers his idea in his post. Then he comes back 20 billion posts later, and actually words it well. Really I feel for the guy.

Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)

I'm what we call an Extremosaurus-Rex. Either I don't post here at all, or post here far, far, far, far, far, far, *Gasp for breath* Far too much. *pant, pant*. Perhaps one day I shall find the equilibrium I crave so, that shall tranform myself into a god.

[Aerith's Knight]

My wang is so large i have to wear it as a belt..

and girls complain when they get a piercing.. try doing it every day!

[Araciel]

My disease is that I hate chocobos.

[Goldenboko]

My disease is that I hate chocobos. Goldenboko

I fixed it for you, you can admit it

[LunarWeaver]

Well, Evastio is aces in my book, Bokey Pokey!

I have a disease called Eyeolic. I go in Eyes on Each Other even though I know it will make me angsty and fidget. This disease makes my organs very fragile!

[NeoCracker]

I have far to many problems to list here.
So I've come up with a disease name. I even named myself after it.

Cornicrackian Disorder.

Though recently it developed into the state known as Neodomiducus Crackinhiem.

[Rye]

Do you know what they call fruity creeps who are addicted to smutty slash-fics about Albus Dumbledore putting it up Grindledore's hey-nonny-nonny?

You don't want to know.

[Dolentrean]

Rye is creepy and needs many… many years of therapy.

[Madame Adequate]

Yes, they do know that such a person is called a Rye.

My disease is the compulsion, when playing RTS games, for everything to be just so. I hide behind my defenses and turtle like a tortoise until I have every tech, my unit cap is maxed and reached, and I've build as much as I am able to. Only then am I able to attack.

Edit: Dolantrean knows what's up.

[Goldenboko]

Rye is creepy and needs many… many years of therapy.

:sigsmile:

Thats why we love her

[Dolentrean]

I have a very sexy learning disability... I call it, Sexlexia!

[oddler]

I smell irony?

[Goldenboko]

Now who could oddler be talking to?

[snacks]

I have a disease where I call people out for being toolboxes.

Can we guess, dear readers who in this very thread might be one? I don't think I even have to hint.

[Psychotic]

I have a disease where I call people out for being toolboxes.

Can we guess, dear readers who in this very thread might be one? I don't think I even have to hint.

Oh! Oh! I know, I know, pick me! It's oddler isn't it?

Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)

Funny, made up and pretty gawd damn win?

...uh... my disease is...Chewbacca?