My one-time German teacher, Mr Harris. We hardly learned a thing of German, just a whole load of bullcrap (which I guess now was about 99% lies) about his Army days, and his girlfriend, a substitute teacher at the same school, who was apparently being sought after by the Australian Mafia, if there exists such a thing.

He also reckons his brother is Sean Harris, who is in the dedication of Chamber of Secrets. Hmmm