Just saying hello to everyone!!!
 
 
					
				a fresh one!
*sexors newbie*
 
 
					
				Hi.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
 
 
					
				*Hoses down PG*
Hey you took the last one too.
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				*makes newbie eat a gallon of pea-flavored jell-o*
 
 
					
				Hello
 
 
					
				Welcome to this fine forum!
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Yo.
 
 
					
				Jesus, How many times is PG going to get first comment?
Does he just lurk until a newb shows up?
 
			
			 
					
				
			
			
			
				 
			
			 
			
				 
 
					
				Greetings, you.
Welcome.