Inanimate Objects That Hate You

[CimminyCricket]

Have you tried loving it? Caressing it as though it were a lover, while whispering it sweet nothings?

[Goldenboko]

Headphones.

They always quit working in the left ear.

...except that one that broke in the right ear.

Same: Only mine always end up making a high-pitched squeek

[Seraphic]

Torrents don't like me one bit. Tried everything to get them running. It's hard being an internet pirate when your ship won't sail. But the problem is my wireless router or something. So that's the object.

You have pirating impotence :kaohappy2

Me, I cannot get MSN to stop being such a hoe.
Also, the air-conditioning in my car and the adapter for my ipod go stupid often.

[rubah]

knitting needles, cellular phones, etc.

[Nominus Experse]

Money seems to loathe my presence...

[Ouch!]

knitting needles, cellular phones, etc.

How does one extrapolate etcetera from two completely unrelated items?

[Caraliz]

knitting needles, cellular phones, etc.

How does one extrapolate etcetera from two completely unrelated items?

"things that are metal and also things that allie can't be around"

[Leen-Leen]

... Calculators. They always seem to stop working for me in a test. And just today, I ripped my skin trying to close it. D:

[Montoya]

Cardboard.

I'm always getting cardboard cuts whenever I'm at work regardless of how careful I am and I'm always bleeding. For this, cardboard is on my hit list.

[Rantz]

Spacecrafts. Can't get them an inch from the ground.

[Cloudane]

My car. There's always something going wrong, or if it gets bored of outright breaking then it'll get into "lazy mode". Car: "I don't care if you've changed the plugs and leads and everything! I'll react to the extra gas when I'm good and ready!"


*Reaches for the nearest tree branch and jumps around thrashing the windscreen*

[Blue Harvest]

Rubber gloves. I always seem to break the right one. Never the left.

Stairs. I'm always falling down them when I'm drunk.

My bedside table. I bang my head on it every night.

My mom's DVD player. I'm usually quite good with technology but I can't for the life of me figure out how she changed it so everything's purple.

Beds. I'm always breaking them. I've been through 6 in the last 10 years.

[Cloudane]

Beds. I'm always breaking them. I've been through 6 in the last 10 years.

Oh yes. This. My new one arrives on Tuesday...

Bedstead this time. Those cardboard boxy ones can't take my fat arse...

[Disco Potato]

My computer's internet connection :frust:

[Montoya]

In my eternal war against cardboard, it dealt a devastating blow to me today. I got four cardboard cuts, they all bled and they all stung. If it wasn't bad enough, one was right on the skin between my thumb and index finger. It wins this round.