Inanimate Objects That Hate You
Tell us about objects that don't seem to function/cooperate with you.
Pens I use have a really bad tendancy to either not work or work but leak out crazy amounts of ink sometimes when I use them. My old computer mouse would also double click at times after doing a single click. That's all I can think of right now.
Condoms.
soldering wires.. they hate me.. they really do.
Things that give off and read Wi-Fi signals. My body disrupts them or something. That's the only reason I can come up with for why they stop working whenever I'm near.
That or you're a wizard, a-la The Dresden Files.Originally Posted by Roto13
You shouldn't get on an Air Plane.
Headphones.
They always quit working in the left ear.
...except that one that broke in the right ear.
Tables, they move infront of you, im almost certain!!
Flashlights, cameras, pianos, brooms, small tables, large tables, walls, pillars, stairs, doors, door handles, shoes and wrenches.
computers. ._.
sinks on unfamiliar restrooms
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
Computers seem to have a habit of being awkward around me. Also, I have a nasty problem with fizzy drinks. Even when I don't shake them or move them around, they love to fizz all over me. >_>
Torrents don't like me one bit. Tried everything to get them running. It's hard being an internet pirate when your ship won't sail. But the problem is my wireless router or something. So that's the object.
Beat it to death. Show your router who owns who and who works (or should work) for who!
As if violence wasn't the very first thing I tried
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