you only like me because...

[lord shishio]

You only like me because im 100% dairy! *cries*

[LunarWeaver]

You only like me 'coz you look like the cool kid in school when compared to me.

[rubah]

you only like me because I like you >:[

[Goldenboko]

you only like me because I like you >:[

*Seriousness*
I hate when people do that, if you don't like me, smurfing tell me, don't pretend you do out of pity.

[Nominus Experse]

...because I'll tear off your sister's skin and wear it if you stop.

[Caraliz]

you only like me because I like you >:[

haha allie, nice to have a serius response.

the one i always end up saying is "because you think i'm good looking" ;p but what i learned after awhile is a lot of boys tell you those kinds of things for many different reasons.

[Nominus Experse]

I ate Total Cereal this morning, so how dare you call my post a fabrication.

[Caraliz]

I ate Total Cereal this morning, so how dare you call my post a fabrication.

I had a muffin, so my word trumps yours! (in actuality i slept through breakfasts)

[Psychotic]

You only like me because I pay you to.

[Aerith's Knight]

for me to make such a message it would imply that people actually like me..

what a curious concept..

[KentaRawr!]

You only like me because of my money, and fame. Well you know what? I'm DUMPING you, and you can go leech off the trash cans!

[Montoya]

You only like me because I'm too nice.

[Randgris]

You only like me because...

I'm the only one who will listen to all your problems, no matter how simple or complicated they are, that I'll always be right here, waiting...

[Blue Harvest]

You only like me because I (apparantly) look like Russell Crowe

[Peegee]

what's the way you usually finish this?

inbeforepeegee: "you only like me because i'm asian"

Actually I was thinking "...you put out" when I read your thread, but good try.