... of all the junk, all the junk inside my trunk
... of all the junk, all the junk inside my trunk
... I can fix your computer.
Seriously, I've lost count of the number of "friends" I have who only ever talk to me when they want help with a computer problem.
You only like me because I is black.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
..because i make you feel special.
I is blacker. x]
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Originally Posted by Jojee
then who?
because
Well, I dunno, I've never once said that irl and I can't think of any reason why people would pretend to like me. I don't let myself be used. In the context of this thread, though, I guess -
You only like me because I give you cookies.
cause I'm funky?
You only like me because I can fix music machines with a simple hit to the device.
You only like me coz I have boobies
Ze jig iz up!!
"You only like me for my money!"
"You're unemployed."
"I never said you were smart."
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
You're only pretending to like me.
You only like me because I will beat the sh*t out of you if you dont.
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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You only like me because I can give the nipple cripple of death
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