Adviser: King, we must build a railroad through this forest.Originally Posted by Crossblades
Sure it would. The railway could've linked from the kingdom to the forest.And he would know! And it wouldn't make much sense for there to be a train station in the middle of a dense forest, anyway .
King: But why would we do that, there isn't anything through that forest but a waterfall.
Adivser: Trust me sir, this is singly the greatest advantage our kingdom could have at any given time. We MUST build this railroad.
King: I don't know, it's not like theres anyone that way to trade with, and there are not military advantages.
Adivoser: No Military advantages? But it would make the perfect escape route.
King: To where, a location where the enemy can trap us between dense forest and a waterfall.
Adviser: Exactly, they will be so confused by our move they will run away in fear of a trap!
King: That plan sucks.
Adviser: Fine, how about this then. If you have a personal railway heading through that forest, you can quickly dispose of bodies by throwing them over the waterfall, and no one will be able to see the bodies you hide inside the train.
King: Make it so.
*Five hours later*
Kefka: I trust you managed to steal all the kings funds?
Adviser: No, the vault was to well guarded. Instead I convinced the king to make a railroad through the near by forest.
Kefka: But what good does that do him?
Advisor: None at all.
Kefka: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Stabs adviser*
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