Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years - Yahoo! News
My god woman, what is wrong with you? If I get sucked into any reading materials my legs start to go numb after ten minutes. Why would you want to spend two years on the pooper?
Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years - Yahoo! News
My god woman, what is wrong with you? If I get sucked into any reading materials my legs start to go numb after ten minutes. Why would you want to spend two years on the pooper?
So I could make the news and be somewhat popular for a few minutes.
My ass starts to hurt if I sit on the toilet for more than a few minutes. >_>
Holy crap.
... Maybe that was what she was going for.
-_-
It shouldn't take anyone 2 years to read a book. And holy crap, how the hell does skin grown around something on the outside of the body, I mean, I've heard of cases where suck a thing has happened, but...A toilet seat? What in the world...
Yikes. It'd have to be a very comfortable crapper.
Seems a bit... yuck.... I mean I'd feel dirty sat there for more than half an hour but to eat there? Sleep there? Never shower? Ergh. Not to mention that your bits would go a bit cold.
Ugh, I didn't even think about the not showering part, not even cool at all.
Edit: Wait! Sponge bath!
Gross...
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
If you read on, the authorites are unsure if she's mentally disabled, and then someone who had known her since she was like six said:
So she prolly was mentally disabled, I mean, if he's -only- surprised by the slowness of the police call that means she had to have either done something like this before, or had the mental capacity to do something like this."It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."
Either way, I wouldn't willingly sit on a toliet for that long.
I wish I had time to sit on the toilet all day
there was a picture here