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    "Call me Hevanlia. Hevanlia Mercy."

    My life as a woman would be the same as my life as a dude. I'd simply be out to rule the world. But reaching my goal would sure be easier. And I'd be a very comfortable bi.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Hm my name could be Xander! I forget the other male names I like.. xD

    And isn't it obvious what I'd do?
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    Jasmine, Joanne, or maybe Jill... I'd be a bad ass lady cop, busting evil criminal butt.

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    I'd be a pretty girl.
    I'd be named Jade. Since I lived with it long enough.
    I would be the girl that presses her boobs against your car window to laugh at your reactions.


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