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  1. 03-15-2008, 01:46 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
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    food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
    What are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.
    thats because men never do get called whores.
    I get called whore all the time, in fact you've called me a whore! so thats a lie!
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    As much as I love my food, no.
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    Food AFTER sex is better than both
    Yes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
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    food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
    What are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.
    thats because men never do get called whores.
    He gets called something worse: boyfriend.

    Boldly go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical View Post
    That's like comparing apples and a dry hump.
    Impossible.
    Thread winner.
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    What about hey-nonny-nonny WITH ice cream and chocolate sauce! They don't have to be mutually exclusive, silly sallies!

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    Food doesn't leave me with cramp in both legs and a wheeze that an 80 year old smoker would be proud of. So I'm going with food right now. Or maybe if I ate less food I wouldn't be in such poor shape when it comes to the sex. Something to ponder.
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    there is nothing better than sex with my man. nothing.
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    I bet sex with me will be better.

    Or,

    Sex with me, Alice, Bobby and Scott!
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
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    Food AFTER sex is better than both
    Food during sex is best, though :mog:
    only if it's strawberries.
    rawr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xander View Post
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    Food AFTER sex is better than both
    Food during sex is best, though :mog:
    only if it's strawberries.
    Cream works too or chocolate spread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    What about hey-nonny-nonny WITH ice cream and chocolate sauce! They don't have to be mutually exclusive, silly sallies!
    Oh yeaaah! I like the way you think.

    I think it would go better with some Violet Sauce though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
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    What about hey-nonny-nonny WITH ice cream and chocolate sauce! They don't have to be mutually exclusive, silly sallies!
    Oh yeaaah! I like the way you think.

    I think it would go better with some Violet Sauce though.
    Dip it in the sauce! Dip it in the sauce! Dip it in the VIOLET SAUCE! <3

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