I have awesome names for my band

Turd Soup
The Jesus Task Force
Penis Weilding Ninjas
The Kidney Stones
Semen Storm
Hit Fire To Respawn
For a Good Time Call 555-8759
Impact Hammer Snipers
Open Wide
We're Too Old for this :skull::skull::skull::skull:

I forgot the rest.

Fun fact: all of these have been clan names on various online FPS's I frequent