Whose Leg do you have to Hump Around Here?

[Baloki]

So yes, just how did Xander become a former staff and who'd she pay off? I DEMAND ANSWERS!

[Araciel]

I don't hum plegs.

wait...whut?

[Leeza]

Well, first Xander became Staff and then Xander left Staff (many years ago) and then she became Former Staff. I hope that explains it all for you, Phil.

[Yamaneko]

Xander was one of the Three knighted between February 8-10, 2004. She left to pursue panda love in far off lands.