...and here I was thinking no one knew who I was ;-; ah well

Anyway, yeah, DK's sudden Vanilla Town was a pretty quick and out-of-the-blue claim. I'm 50/50 on whether I should trust it or not because it was stated there are vanilla townies in this game and aren't there usually more than one? I think I recall Sonic being a vanilla too...

Anyway, I have a reason to suspect that he's false about it because of the whole "it's useless to go after me" claim. Just like Pac-Man's "Shoot me!...Wait, I was kidding! omg plz don't ;-;" thing. It's almost like he's asking to be shot/investigated/night killed. Where has he been anyway?

Kirby, were you gonna shoot Luigi today? His whole "lying low" thing is kinda raisin' red flags n all...Worth a shot (lol, pun) just to see what happens, i think.

Pikachu, who do you suspect the most right now?