Don't forget that the sex of a sign changes things as well. Male Cancers are very different from female Cancers. Males tend to be moody and withdrawn while females are overly emotional and suffer from wild mood swings. Generally speaking, females tend to have more of the positive aspects of a sign while males tend to bring out more of the negative side.

You should have done this with the darkside

Aries: self centered babies
Taurus: Boring stick in the muds
Gemini: Used Car salesmen and other charlatans
Cancer: Emotional blackmailers and stalkers
Leo: Egomanical prima donnas
Virgo: Hypocritical rule nazis
Libra: Indecisive and lazy
Scorpio: Perverted Sociopaths
Sagittarius: Braindead muscle heads
Capricorn: Workaholic know-it-alls
Aquarius: Mentally deranged
Pisces: Gullible wimps

I'm a perverted sociopath thank you very much