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Thread: lime jello gives off the same brainwaves as adult males

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    Default lime jello gives off the same brainwaves as adult males

    Share with us your favorite useless facts (I hope this hasn't been done before)

    Here's some of my favorites.
    4000 people are injured every year by teapots.
    More people are killed annually by donkeys than by airplanes.
    Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
    On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

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    All of those are awesome. I hope I was one of the 12 newborns.


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    Is anyone else concerned that Lime Jell-O has brainwaves?

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    I thought about it, but decided it might ruin my appetite for Lime Jello.


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    Mine was already pre-ruined DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT'S LIME JELL-O

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    LIME IS GOOD, DO NOT DISMISS THE POWER OF LIME!!


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    A pig cant look up
    if it rains a turky will look up and drown
    A shrimp has two hearts
    I am pretty damn awesome
    a crocodile cant stick its toung out
    Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cim View Post
    LIME IS GOOD, DO NOT DISMISS THE POWER OF LIME!!
    /dismisses in favour of a red flavour

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    - Cats have 32 muscles in each ear.
    - It's impossible to lick your elbow.
    - More people are killed by flying champagne corks than by poisonous spiders.

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    Peter Molyneux has never known the touch of a lover's hand

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    - The only member of ZZ Top without a beard has the second name Beard.
    - The phrase "rule of thumb" comes from a law in England stating you couldn't strike your wife with anything larger than your thumb
    - In a similar vein, giving someone the "cold shoulder" refers to when knights had the right to shelter and food from any house or manor they visited. If the host wanted the knight to leave, they would leave the meat portion of whatever food they served cold. Hence you literally gave someone the cold shoulder
    - Elephants can't jump, all other mammals can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    - Elephants can't jump, all other mammals can
    some fat people can't

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    I sincerely hope nobody thinks this thread is about actual true facts. xP

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    What goes up, must come down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    I sincerely hope nobody thinks this thread is about actual true facts. xP
    mushrooms have no walls.

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