Ugh. English is such a dumb language.

On topic (kinda): This thread gives me an excuse to conjugate "shank". I did this once in my English class. It was awesome. If you need to conjugate a verb in your English class, conjugate shank. It will be awesome.

I shank.
You shank.
He shanks.

I have shanked.
You have shanked.
He has shanked.

Future perfect!!
We will have shanked.
You will have shanked.
They will have shanked.