I don't have a girlfriend, so therefore I cannot be stuck in her body.
I don't have a girlfriend, so therefore I cannot be stuck in her body.
WHAT!!!Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm
popular beer song we dutchers sing when drunk
(SPOILER)
I was walking around the town,
trying to find a whore,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt find a whore.
I finally found a whore,
she was rather thin,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt get it in.
I finally got it in,
moved it all about,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
i couldnt get it out.
I finally got it out,
it was all wet and sore,
The moral of this story is to
NEEEEEEEEEEVER smurf a whore.
I felt like sharing
well see here's the thing.
I don't have a gf currently >.>
But if I did, the circumstances of this situation need to be clearly defined. Would I be inside her like "Being John Malkovich" and just view everything?
Would I literally become her and see how she thinks?
Or would I be me inside her, but have no connection to what's in her head?
If I had to choose one, I'd rather just know what she's thinking all the time. I mean, she'd be my girlfriend, so I'd probably be able to do anything sexual like the pervs in the thread are saying anyways... so I'd like to know what she really thinks, and how she really feels. And truly understand her, because I think that would just make us much closer. And well, sure being dirty can be fun, but what is it really if you don't care for the person strongly and have that connection?
Yeah, so I'm a hopeless romantic, sue me
THE JACKEL
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You don't want to know. It involves sex.
popular beer song we dutchers sing when drunk
(SPOILER)
I was walking around the town,
trying to find a whore,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt find a whore.
I finally found a whore,
she was rather thin,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt get it in.
I finally got it in,
moved it all about,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
i couldnt get it out.
I finally got it out,
it was all wet and sore,
The moral of this story is to
NEEEEEEEEEEVER smurf a whore.
I felt like sharing
Lmao I've heard that somewhere before
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
how would you transform yourself into her
Sex changing machine.
Available in all Boots stores.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
i dont hav a girlfriend i dont sway that way (unless im really drunk lol)
I am allergic to latex and most plastic
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