Originally Posted by Deodorized
If I had one to become I would write my name and number on every bathroom stall.
I WOULD DO SOMETHING SEXUAL OR GO INSIDE A RESTROOM.
see what it's like to be a lesbian? Iunno
You could do that now.
If you have a gf, im guessing you are already a lesbian
well that just makes it doubly true!
Cheat on myself?
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Your reasoning confuses me. xD
but you are a woman, so its to be expected.
normal male/female interaction's:
female: sweetie, do you think my cheeks look puffy?
male: no, they look nice.
female: oh ok, lets go buy a new fridge then.
One of the best movies ever!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Did you just use the words 'best' and 'ever' while referring to a movie starring Martin Short?
Oh man. Oh man. I would have me some fun.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
If I lived inside my girlfriend, I think it's safe to say she would die. Skin isn't elastic enough for two people.
there was a picture here
I misunderstood the OP. I got about ten posts into this thread before I figured out what the question really meant. As a result, I am now plagued with disturbing mental images. Thanks a lot.
You knows it Jim Bob. Admit it, you love it. And Martin Short.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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