popular beer song we dutchers sing when drunk

(SPOILER)
I was walking around the town,
trying to find a whore,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt find a whore.

I finally found a whore,
she was rather thin,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt get it in.

I finally got it in,
moved it all about,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
i couldnt get it out.

I finally got it out,
it was all wet and sore,
The moral of this story is to
NEEEEEEEEEEVER smurf a whore.

I felt like sharing