OFFICIAL APPLICATION:

Forum Name: The Unknown Guru.
Age: 15.
Year you joined Eyes on Final Fantasy: 2005.
Favorite Final Fantasy game: FFXII.

Basically, I have wads of free time and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm way more intelligent and mature than most people my age (I'm not trying to boast; I'm just trying to give the most accurate picture of myself as I can), and I'm a decent writer. I am also a stickler for the rules, chastising and correcting myself every time I accidentally double post or something. Sometimes I can get opinionated, but I rarely, if ever, offend anyone, and it's never intentional. My brand of humor (at least online) is very dry and sarcastic, but I can still drop an inside joke or two and seem kind of relatable.

Ugh, all this talking about myself makes me feel like a bad person. There's no way I'm getting a slot, but I might as well try.