Sadness: The usual: my life is pointless, I'm a talentless idiot who's never going to achieve anything. Last week, methinks. I never cry at media, no matter what it is.

Happiness: Er...

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No, I don't think so.

I cry sometimes when I'm particularly frustrated, or I feel that grevious injustice is being done. Unfortunately this commonly happens in situations when it's important that I keep my cool if I want to come out on top. So yeah, epic fail.