1. Go to nearest chicken farm
2. Kill chickens and cook them until your cooking skill is 34, and you can make Orc stew
3. Kill Orc, usually found in areas associated with evil. Signs include dead trees, bones, and a poor colour palette
4. Use knife to collect orc meat (if your skinning level is too low, practise on rats)
5. Cook for approximately half a second
6. Eat
7. Restore health
8. Go to next adventure/enemy/instance/and show off your mothersmurfing orc stew