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    How to enjoy Wakka:

    1. Make sure his ball isn't poisonous.
    2. Grab his ball
    3. What the hell, Rantzien. Stop this nonsense immediately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    Do you eat them raw?
    Everybody eats them raw. IF you don't then you are a nobody, sorry Roxas.

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    raw potatoes (with salt) are wonderful.

    [edit- why else would I spend half an hour peeling one so I could eat it?]

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    It takes you half an hour to peel a potato?!

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    It was the second time I've done it, okay? >:[

    and my paring knife I had was not very sharp ;.;

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    You need a vegetable peeler.

    How to enjoy your weekend
    - Don't volunteer to work.
    - Don't have any assignments due.
    - Turn off your phone until Monday.
    - Pray that it stops raining and have that prayer answered.
    - Nap a lot.

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    my parents have traditionally used knives to peel potatoes, despite owning a peeler. I'm not sure why, but it's how I was brought up durnit.

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    Me too, actually. But I'm a klutz and am likely to cut off my thumb so I was given a peeler.

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    Being a CK:

    Give random people giant ninja turtle avatars.
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    How to enjoy dinner without choking:

    1) Don't read this while eating:

    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
    How to enjoy Wakka:

    1. Make sure his ball isn't poisonous.
    2. Grab his ball
    3. What the hell, Rantzien. Stop this nonsense immediately.
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    2) Chew your food 20 times with your eyes closed.

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    How To Approach A Woman At A Bar (For a man)

    1. Approach pretty lady
    2. Make a fool of yourself
    3. Go home crying and watch tv in your mum's basement

    How To Approach A Man At A Bar (For a woman)

    1. Approach man
    2. Click fingers
    3 Enjoy new monkey-slave

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you too

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    OMG Bipper is back!

    How to enjoy eating a Quizno's sub: Have a soul.

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    if anyone knows how to floss teeth with dry and possibly expired dental floss then tell me
    ...Geddit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
    Being a CK:

    Give random people giant ninja turtle avatars.
    Haha, yes xD

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    I have an appliance for flossing. It makes it easier.

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