How to Enjoy. . .
1) Flossing your teeth:
To enjoy flossing your teeth, first get some nice quality floss that is thick (won't bleed your gums as bad) and tastes good (will taste good).
Then, while you read posts at eoff, instead of snacking, just pull off a lot of floss and floss while you read. This also helps you take longer to read all the new posts so you don't have to refresh out of boredom so soon.
Enjoy your longer-lived gums!
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I was flossing earlier and I noticed a brown spot between some teeth that wouldn't floss off. Is it a cavity?!
Signature by rubah. I think.
could be a stain o.oOriginally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I flossed right through a tooth... Is this normal?
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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id guess no. did it happen near the gum line? go to the dentist it might need a cap
I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!
~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???
Yes, it is perfectly normal; now you have a place to stick cocaine when smuggling it into the US!
Ahh, this makes good sense.Yes, it is perfectly normal; now you have a place to stick cocaine when smuggling it into the US!
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
How to enjoy broccoli if you don't already like it:
1) Pretend it is a little tree and cut it so it stands up on you plate. This makes it more fun, as trees are not that little.
2) Eat it with something like dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, so you can have dinosaurs stomping through your broccoli forest. GWARR I AM A HERBIVOROUS DINOSAUR AND I WILL EAT U BROCCOLI!
3) Add something yummy to it. Like cheese, or ranch, or a garden vegetable flavor cream cheese. This makes it taste better!
Broccoli: 3) the yummy stuff I like to eat with my broccoli is sesame chicken and the sauce off of it.
This just makes me think of Mitch Hedberg
"Smoking is a hard habit to break. And people trying to quit always tell you that you don't know how difficult it is. Yes I do. It's as hard as it is, to start flossing."
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How to enjoy installing long softwares:
1) Start your installation
2) find a potato
3) peel the potato
4) slice it into chunks or slices, depending on your culinary skills
5) salt the potato
6) eat the potato
7) wash the plate and knife
8) throw the scraps away
9) poop the potato
10) finish installing.
I do like pooping potatoes
11. ????
Do you eat them raw?
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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